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…damn you – damn you all to HELL!!



This collection of images show the hilarity of an incorrect translation. My wife and I laughed so hard there was physical pain invol;ved.  I am certain I was a few steps away from a heart attack I was laughing so hard.

This one is my favorite of all.  I want this on my front lawn.  Well, first I have to get a front lawn, then I want this on it.


Actually – ‘Tiny Grass is Dreaming’ will be the name of my first downloadable game…whenever I do one.

It’s Friday, I haven’t had more than 4 or 5 hours of sleep for many nights thanks to my son, Helo.  I love him, he is just the most amazing and awesome thing on the planet…but I really wish he would sleep.


Posted: August 9, 2013 in Uncategorized

I’m back bitches!!!


That’s right, I am back in the Sony house of interactive horrors kicking over furniture and burning the fucking walls down like a boss.




Keep an eye out here for regular updates, jaeger battle plans and insight into my day-to-day nonsense over there at the Santa Monica nuthouse!




Team Sony-Jaeger HO!!!! Let’s drop some Thundercloud formation on some unsuspecting Kaiju – share button style.


Go see Pacific Rim, the Guillermo’s are crazy and it is an absolutely stupid, ridiculous fun giant robot vs. giant monster movie! I laughed, I cried, I rooted for the Kaiju and I asked myself “why it is Jax from ‘Sons of Anarchy’ always walks the exact same way in everything he is in?”


Answer: He is actually a robot and his programmers, the production team that brought you Project Runway, could not figure out how to input more than one walk cycle behavior within the budget they had allotted to create the next Hollywood hunk.


Oh, one caveat….because I loves me some caveats.  OK, maybe not a caveat per se, more just a point of clarity.  <clears throat> Everything I say here is my opinion and mine alone, Sony does not share in or support any of the crazy ramblings that I scrawl out here with the assistance of my team of mental health physicians and a one particularly mannish nurse named Plasma Snake.









It turns out it is true…dating simulator apps are fucking evil – just ask Du from Hong Kong.  He settled in for a hot night of hot “Love Machine” on his sweet new Galaxy S4 but what did he get??? He got an exploding phone and a torched apartment and no love from his machine.  I feel bad for him, but seriously, dating simulators – on any platform – will anger the game gods (yes, by Game Gods, I mean John Romero, John Carmack, American McGee and Stevie “killcreek” Case) who smite all player of said games with their lighting bolt and sleep spell infused ping pong balls.

As reported by Gizmodo, a man in Hong Kong was simply playing an app on his Samsung Galaxy S4 when the device allegedly exploded. After he threw it across the room and under the couch in panic, the fire spread and caused some massive damage to his apartment.

The man, known only as “Du,” claims he was using products that all originated with Samsung, including the battery and the charger. Du claims he was playing a game called “Love Machine,” a simple and poorly reviewed app that can picked up for iOS as well. (Although, considering the circumstances, you might want to think twice before you attempt to mimic Du’s evening on your iOS device.)

Oh, Du.  You dear, sweet, silly bastard. You should try This…

Hatoful Boyfriend — A Pigeon Dating Simulator

Hatoful Boyfriend is a Japanese dating game for people who think that Japanese dating games are way too normal and logical. At least those other games star something resembling humans — disturbingly young-looking ones, but still. Hatoful Boyfriend follows the exact same tropes, except everyone is a talking pigeon. Talking pigeons that you, a human girl, must date.

OMFG – a pigeon dating simulator.  I know Killcreek is going to smite the hell out of all who play., but I just have to see this freaking insanity.

Please have a wonderful night internets!


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I will post in just under 1 year – stay tuned internets.