Archive for July, 2013

HOLY CRAP!

It turns out it is true…dating simulator apps are fucking evil – just ask Du from Hong Kong.  He settled in for a hot night of hot “Love Machine” on his sweet new Galaxy S4 but what did he get??? He got an exploding phone and a torched apartment and no love from his machine.  I feel bad for him, but seriously, dating simulators – on any platform – will anger the game gods (yes, by Game Gods, I mean John Romero, John Carmack, American McGee and Stevie “killcreek” Case) who smite all player of said games with their lighting bolt and sleep spell infused ping pong balls.

As reported by Gizmodo, a man in Hong Kong was simply playing an app on his Samsung Galaxy S4 when the device allegedly exploded. After he threw it across the room and under the couch in panic, the fire spread and caused some massive damage to his apartment.

The man, known only as “Du,” claims he was using products that all originated with Samsung, including the battery and the charger. Du claims he was playing a game called “Love Machine,” a simple and poorly reviewed app that can picked up for iOS as well. (Although, considering the circumstances, you might want to think twice before you attempt to mimic Du’s evening on your iOS device.)

Oh, Du.  You dear, sweet, silly bastard. You should try This…

Hatoful Boyfriend — A Pigeon Dating Simulator

Hatoful Boyfriend is a Japanese dating game for people who think that Japanese dating games are way too normal and logical. At least those other games star something resembling humans — disturbingly young-looking ones, but still. Hatoful Boyfriend follows the exact same tropes, except everyone is a talking pigeon. Talking pigeons that you, a human girl, must date.

OMFG – a pigeon dating simulator.  I know Killcreek is going to smite the hell out of all who play., but I just have to see this freaking insanity.

Please have a wonderful night internets!

Cory

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